Crying Is My Cardio Baby Bodysuit
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Description
Who needs the gym when your baby’s lungs get a workout 24/7? The Crying Is My Cardio bodysuit is a hilarious, high-energy nod to parent life. With bold distressed lettering, this design turns late-night meltdowns into fashion statements. Perfect for parents who appreciate sarcasm, humor, and a touch of badass.
Features
- Soft, breathable cotton blend for all-day comfort
- Envelope neckline for quick and easy outfit changes
- Snap closure for fast diaper swaps
- Retro distressed lettering for a bold, standout look
Why You’ll Love It
Because cardio is overrated, but crying? That’s a baby’s full-time job. This onesie nails the humor while keeping your little one cozy and stylish.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | FITS BABY LENGTH (inches) | FITS BABY WEIGHT (LBS) (lbs) | |
| 3-6m | 9 3/8 | 20-25 | 12-16 |
| 6-12m | 9 7/8 | 25-28 | 16-22 |
| 12-18m | 10 3/8 | 28-30 | 22-27 |
| 18-24m | 10 7/8 | 30-32 | 27-30 |
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