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Badass, Baby Pacifier

Billy-Bob

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How Badass is your baby?? This Official Vulgar Baby Badass Baby pacifier is the perfect addition to every cool kids look! Makes a great gift for baby showers, stocking stuffers & everyday fun! Great for ages 3 months to 99...

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RATTLE AXE - Guitar Baby Rattle

Fred & Friends

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Hey Baby! Let's crank it to 11!! This badass baby RATTLE AXE is the perfect toy to get them ready to shake rattle and roll! Bright red electric guitar shaped baby rattle, this is the perfect gift for new parent's that are music...

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BUFF Baby - Hanging Speed Bag Toy

Fred & Friends

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MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT!! This awesome little Speed Bag is the perfect toy to get them ready to tear it up at the gym! It hangs perfectly from a carseat to keep the little one entertained and in shape! This is the perfect gift for new parent's that...

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Bandana Bibs - Red, Yellow and Blue

FCTRY

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These Bandana Bibs by Mustachifier are both fashionable and functionable! The perfect accessory to protect your cool new Vulgar Baby bodysuit or shirt from the multitude of drool, juice, spit up and other foreign fluids coming from your kids...

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Pink Skull, Baby Pacifier

Billy-Bob

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A Badass Binkie for Badass Baby Girls! The Pink Skull pacifier is the perfect addition to every cool kids look! Makes a great gift for baby showers, stocking stuffers & everyday fun! Great for ages 3 months to 99. Contoured Shield...

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Skulls & Hearts Baby Bib

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Looking cool & clean with this awesome baby bib! Don't worry mom & dad, let them be free to get messy! We've got you covered! Makes a great add-on gift to any awesome baby shower or birthday gift! Specifications - 100%...

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Shark Bite Crochet Baby Hat

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Is that Shark eating that Baby?! This awesome knit hat fits on baby's head and looks like it's eating it. But it's really not. It's soft and warm and quite comfortable. Keep your baby's head nice and warm and make every week shark...

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Suckulent Cactus Baby Teether

Fred & Friends

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Only the toughest babies cut their teeth on a cactus!! This "Suckulent" Cactus Teether makes a perfect baby shower gift for the new parents who still love a good laugh! Give your little badass something to chew on! You can pretend that they are...

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Dressed to Spill - Lumberjack Baby Bib & Teether Set

Fred & Friends

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Grab your tools dad, Let's get to work! This Lumberjack Bib & Saw Teether Set is the perfect gift for new parent's that get the job done! A perfect add-on to any badass baby shower or Father's day gift! Two layers of 100% cotton fabric...

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Anger Kids Beanie

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This kid is about to Blow! Show some attitude with this awesome, soft cotton "Anger" beanie. Keep your kid's head nice and warm while looking cool as can be! Makes a great add-on gift to any awesome baby shower or birthday...

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Hawaiian Shirt Baby Bib

GAMAGO

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Aloha, Baby! Life is messy, wear your bib in style! Be prepared for the flying food and never ending messes with this soft and stylish bib. Makes a perfect gift for parents who are putting the cool back in parenthood...

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Star Trek Baby Bib

AQUARIUS

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Clean me up Scotty! Be prepared for the flying food and never ending messes with these soft and stylish Star Trek themed bibs. Makes a perfect gift for Trekky parents. Specifications: Bib is long, shaped like a little body, covering the...

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Badass Baby Greeting Card - Blank Inside

PrettyNaughty

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$7.99

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Damn! That's one Badass Baby! Badass Baby exclusive greeting cards that go perfectly with your Badass Baby gift These handmade, hilarious greeting cards are the cherry on top of the perfect baby gift! Tell it like it is and give them a card they will not...

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Shit Just Got Real Greeting Card - Blank Inside

PrettyNaughty

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Get ready because Shit just got REAL! These handmade, hilarious greeting cards are the cherry on top of the perfect baby gift! Tell it like it is and give them a card they will not forget! Specifications: Blank inside. Write in your own...

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Babies Suck Greeting Card - Blank Inside

PrettyNaughty

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Babies Suck! But atleast they are cute! These punny, handmade, hilarious greeting cards are the cherry on top of the perfect baby gift! Tell it like it is and give them a card they will not forget! Specifications: Blank inside...

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Dinosaur Crochet Hat

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RRRAAWWRRR! Awesome dinosaur hat perfect for your little Jurassic baby! Keep your baby's head nice and warm while allowing him to release his inner prehistoric animal. Makes a great add-on gift to any awesome baby shower or birthday...

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Bowie Baby Bib

AQUARIUS

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GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR MESS! Be prepared for the flying food and never ending messes with this soft and stylish David Bowie themed bib. Makes a perfect gift for Rebel Rebel babies and parents who love to rock. Specifications: Bib is long,...

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Pink Floyd Baby Bib

AQUARIUS

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Shine, don't spill, on you Crazy Diamond! Be prepared for the flying food and never ending messes with this soft and stylish Pink Floyd themed bib. Makes a perfect gift for parents who love to rock. Specifications: Bib is long, shaped like a...

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Precious Little Greeting Card - Blank Inside

PrettyNaughty

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Precious Little Fuckers, aren't they! They make life harder, but they are so damn cute, so it's worth it! These handmade, hilarious greeting cards are the cherry on top of the perfect baby gift! Tell it like it is and give them a card they will not...

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Babies are Assholes Greeting Card - Blank Inside

PrettyNaughty

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Face the facts, Babies are Assholes! Giving us all a hard time, every step of the way! These handmade, hilarious greeting cards are the cherry on top of the perfect baby gift! Tell it like it is and give them a card they will not...

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Dressed to Spill - Hot Pepper Baby Bib & Teether Set

Fred & Friends

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Grab a pepper and Let's eat! This Hot Pepper Challenge Bib & Spicy Pepper Teether Set is the perfect gift for new parent's that love the heat! A perfect add-on to any badass baby shower or Father's day gift! Two layers of 100% cotton...

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Lemon-aid Baby Teether

Fred & Friends

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Watching a baby eat a lemon slice for the first time never gets old!! This "Lemon" Teether makes a perfect baby shower gift for the new parents who still love a good laugh! Give your little badass something to chew on, without all the sour...

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Welcome to the world Mother Sucker Greeting Card - Blank Inside

PrettyNaughty

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Welcome to the world, Mother Sucker!! These handmade, hilarious greeting cards are the cherry on top of the perfect baby gift! Tell it like it is and give them a card they will not forget! Specifications: Blank inside. Write in...

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Dad is the Shit Greeting Card - Blank Inside

PrettyNaughty

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Dad, you are the shit!! And don't you forget it! These handmade, hilarious greeting cards are the cherry on top of the perfect gift! Show Dad some love and give him a card he will not forget! Specifications: Blank inside. Write...

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Pirate Owl Crochet Toddler Hat

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$24.95

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Arrrrr Matey, I don't give a HOOT! This awesome crochet Pirate Owl hat is perfect for your cute little pirate! Keep your kid's head nice and warm while looking cool! Makes a great add-on gift to any awesome baby shower or...

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Twins are Natures Way Greeting Card - Blank Inside

PrettyNaughty

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When you have twins, you must have a sense of humor to survive! Seriously, Twins are just natures way of fucking with you! These handmade, hilarious greeting cards are the cherry on top of the perfect baby gift! Tell it like it is and give them a card...

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